There's nothing interesting going on in particle theory these days. Somebody realized, finally. Therefore our weekly Wednesday theory seminars have been postponed until better days. Instead, a new Wednesday seminar series has been launched, that goes under the name Interesting People. Today we had a talk entitled Demystifying Open Access. In the coming weeks we expect the invisible Mr. T. Walters, the bicycle choir and a man with a tape recorder up his nose (to be confirmed). If you can set bricks to sleep, give a cat influenza or have any other remarkable skills, don't hesitate to contact the organizers of the Wednesday seminar.