tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post8973324465303586249..comments2024-01-08T09:37:04.406+01:00Comments on RÉSONAANCES: April Fools '12: Higgs or loose cable?!Jesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08947218566941608850noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-86249917801056137682012-04-03T20:18:25.496+01:002012-04-03T20:18:25.496+01:00Cute, but *nothing* will ever beat your last year&...Cute, but *nothing* will ever beat your last year's story...tulpoeidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-52660903848549932292012-04-03T08:51:24.554+01:002012-04-03T08:51:24.554+01:00It is a CERN experiments when there are hints of a...It is a CERN experiments when there are hints of a new scientific result, when there is a world wide webinar to run in the main auditorium. <br />It is not a CERN experiment when the results disappear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-73699937281440205482012-04-03T01:23:39.718+01:002012-04-03T01:23:39.718+01:00Yep, I should have been more precise. Of course, C...Yep, I should have been more precise. Of course, CERN is involved as it provides the beam (and a lot of money has gone down the drain too...) But the experimental collaboration that performed the data analysis is independent of CERN, unlike that of ATLAS, CMS, ALPHA, CAST, etc.Jesterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08947218566941608850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-68531644687674651182012-04-02T21:42:42.525+01:002012-04-02T21:42:42.525+01:00I'm unsure of the first inaccuracy you list: O...I'm unsure of the first inaccuracy you list: OPERA *is* a CERN experiment, classified as CNGS1 in the SPS programme.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-81801402803459899522012-04-01T21:39:27.086+01:002012-04-01T21:39:27.086+01:00It got me until the second paragraph
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fpIt got me until the second paragraph<br />;)<br /><br />fpAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-20019497452090871232012-04-01T18:14:37.936+01:002012-04-01T18:14:37.936+01:00You almosy had meYou almosy had meAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-45324910800972283592012-04-01T17:25:20.496+01:002012-04-01T17:25:20.496+01:00Haha, very good!Haha, very good!Rhyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15520219929014063200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-30705408372426685882012-04-01T15:10:42.761+01:002012-04-01T15:10:42.761+01:00Nice joke :DDDDNice joke :DDDDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-19292040478601219692012-04-01T14:43:38.065+01:002012-04-01T14:43:38.065+01:00a nice one, really ^_^a nice one, really ^_^chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-31948763501844679282012-04-01T13:41:51.968+01:002012-04-01T13:41:51.968+01:00Should have re-run "BEH Boson" post also...Should have re-run "BEH Boson" post also.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-28013310215985740252012-04-01T13:39:54.512+01:002012-04-01T13:39:54.512+01:00Happy Birthday Sidd Finch.
http://www.newsday.com...Happy Birthday Sidd Finch.<br /><br />http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/it-s-april-fools-happy-birthday-sidd-finch-1.3635480Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-16885471337395577462012-04-01T11:49:45.313+01:002012-04-01T11:49:45.313+01:00Well done! I like this post.Well done! I like this post.SC's Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02156437122486857951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-51585449963338207412012-04-01T11:18:56.231+01:002012-04-01T11:18:56.231+01:00What a joke!! Bravo!What a joke!! Bravo!Δρ. Τίνα Νάντσουhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12594965709904872905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-47499860578848870092012-04-01T10:10:15.874+01:002012-04-01T10:10:15.874+01:00Shortcut is a 1-rst April joke, of course. However...Shortcut is a 1-rst April joke, of course. However you must know that self-action in Theoretical Physics is like connecting an amplifier outlet to its inlet with a positive feedback. Such a theoretical construction generates funny mass corrections removed later by hand (renormalizations). The corresponding substantiation (known as "bare particle physics") has nothing to do with reality and it is not a joke.Vladimir Kalitvianskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16310670038267361671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-28758501292781128902012-04-01T09:49:46.869+01:002012-04-01T09:49:46.869+01:00I heard that the origin of the loose cable was in ...I heard that the origin of the loose cable was in the Resonaances' brain and due to cultural information he has stored through his interaction with his social environment through the years.Tom Weidighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02084153394215001999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-57726130145382458032012-04-01T07:44:51.627+01:002012-04-01T07:44:51.627+01:00Well .... are you serious?
Today is April Fools&#...Well .... are you serious?<br /><br />Today is April Fools' Day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-44099587167086112812012-04-01T07:39:24.417+01:002012-04-01T07:39:24.417+01:00If only every theorist with a loose cable had to r...If only every theorist with a loose cable had to resign...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-86533013979170290632012-04-01T07:37:48.130+01:002012-04-01T07:37:48.130+01:00As long as it doesn't call the new gluino evid...As long as it doesn't call the new gluino evidence into question.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-5962423037958499062012-04-01T07:37:30.636+01:002012-04-01T07:37:30.636+01:00I'm going to wait for confirmation of this sto...I'm going to wait for confirmation of this story from other sources on a date other an April 1st.beanfeastnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-83186614430947385632012-04-01T06:51:13.241+01:002012-04-01T06:51:13.241+01:00It seems a secret cable was found connecting Atlas...It seems a secret cable was found connecting Atlas and CMS computing farms, which was producing resonaances at a mass value around 124 GeVAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-11718085220867321422012-04-01T06:49:06.999+01:002012-04-01T06:49:06.999+01:00Nice April Fool. Almost got me.Nice April Fool. Almost got me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-83356781585346481852012-04-01T06:39:39.667+01:002012-04-01T06:39:39.667+01:00What amateurs!!! All these people should be fired!...What amateurs!!! All these people should be fired!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-88934068004654008042012-04-01T06:38:50.996+01:002012-04-01T06:38:50.996+01:00I heard ATLAS and CMS spokespersons resignedI heard ATLAS and CMS spokespersons resignedwellinformednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-6406040772679983182012-04-01T06:31:28.856+01:002012-04-01T06:31:28.856+01:00Incredible!Incredible!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com