tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post1844356818712513354..comments2024-01-08T09:37:04.406+01:00Comments on RÉSONAANCES: April Fools'11: ATLAS or CMS? One of them must leave!Jesterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08947218566941608850noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-39280045845224805122011-04-04T09:49:01.071+01:002011-04-04T09:49:01.071+01:00I've always liked your humour. But now I think...I've always liked your humour. But now I think I'm in love.tulpoeidnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-74423625679107944102011-04-01T22:35:57.633+01:002011-04-01T22:35:57.633+01:00Adam, you had me LOL'ling all the way!
Lubos...Adam, you had me LOL'ling all the way! <br /><br />Lubos, if CMS is dismantled I don't mind taking a vacation, even behind bars !<br /><br />Cheers,<br />T.Tommaso Dorigohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14318352649237723229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-15469311197842531302011-04-01T21:10:39.205+01:002011-04-01T21:10:39.205+01:00This may not be an April Fool's joke. Many pe...This may not be an April Fool's joke. Many people who work for ATLAS and CMS visit Lubos Motl's blog, which is a hub for hateful, sexist, ad hominem attacks and insults against people he chooses. It's possible these visitors to his blog are being inspired by Lubos' posts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-57121036635529471342011-04-01T20:02:00.984+01:002011-04-01T20:02:00.984+01:00I think this is reasonable. ATLAS must leave, I do...I think this is reasonable. ATLAS must leave, I don't like ATLAS's logo.<br />Bye bye, atlaser's )))Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03826033216738279423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-20088432405537172082011-04-01T16:46:55.274+01:002011-04-01T16:46:55.274+01:00It's now been confirmed that ATLAS is to becom...It's now been confirmed that ATLAS is to become a children's adventure playground with the addition of a waterfall and a pirate ship, and CMS is to become part of the <a href="http://libraries.ecolint.ch/chasec/WITW/" rel="nofollow">Pompidou Centre</a> for modern art.Chrishttp://chrisaustin.info/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-51699706822721860092011-04-01T16:38:23.000+01:002011-04-01T16:38:23.000+01:00I'm writing from deep within the US CMS group ...I'm writing from deep within the US CMS group war bunker...It's already too late for ATLAS. We've used our 2nd Amendment rights to obtain large stockpiles of weaponry and have transferred it to CERN. The insurrection is coming.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-43889412637443969722011-04-01T16:31:49.224+01:002011-04-01T16:31:49.224+01:00Can't they just collide the two machines toget...Can't they just collide the two machines together and see what's left?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-85379014657608368582011-04-01T15:24:01.587+01:002011-04-01T15:24:01.587+01:00Why is all the traffic on this dated April 1st?Why is all the traffic on this dated April 1st?aaronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11511239246957960529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-56220111088588442702011-04-01T15:13:14.108+01:002011-04-01T15:13:14.108+01:00April Fools
Or
poisson d'avril.
Enjoy your s...April Fools<br />Or <br />poisson d'avril.<br /><br />Enjoy your selvesSaeedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15100255475326044272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-39490991328256534462011-04-01T15:05:12.574+01:002011-04-01T15:05:12.574+01:001st of April?1st of April?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-85008179291556125172011-04-01T15:01:22.307+01:002011-04-01T15:01:22.307+01:00Indeed long lines of vehicles formed at the Swiss-...Indeed long lines of vehicles formed at the Swiss-France border since this morning. They are likely CERN scientists who try to return in France. They fear to be arrested by Swiss authorities because they don't have anymore a residence permitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-22186244640754458912011-04-01T13:36:50.146+01:002011-04-01T13:36:50.146+01:00The inofficial plan is to dig out the whole LHC i...The inofficial plan is to dig out the whole LHC in one piece and move it to Fermilab once Tevatron shuts down. The current dispute about ATLAS or CMS shutdown is a preparative measure just to make people happy when both continue operation in the US.Alexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-11652565483006202502011-04-01T13:31:14.717+01:002011-04-01T13:31:14.717+01:00Anyway, it was shown in Moriond that the thousands...Anyway, it was shown in Moriond that the thousands of physicists working at CERN could be replaced by one large neural net, so I guess this is just the first step... The other experiments will be removed soonafter....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-80606134183506652132011-04-01T13:31:06.375+01:002011-04-01T13:31:06.375+01:00Two Experiments: But which one's best? There&#...Two Experiments: But which one's best? There's only one way to find out...FIGHT!<br /><br />Harry Hill.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-73468500071749355012011-04-01T13:04:52.798+01:002011-04-01T13:04:52.798+01:001 April?
xD1 April?<br /><br />xDVenatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08339905721910068326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-33096621116068716602011-04-01T13:02:19.298+01:002011-04-01T13:02:19.298+01:00no way, it's just april fool's dayno way, it's just april fool's dayAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-60973533982217501612011-04-01T12:58:11.467+01:002011-04-01T12:58:11.467+01:00In fact, the reality is that US Government decided...In fact, the reality is that US Government decided to support LHC experiments financially and upgrade Tevatron. That's what is not said publicly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-2856826813496692482011-04-01T12:12:46.780+01:002011-04-01T12:12:46.780+01:001st of April indeed :)1st of April indeed :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-35916543209167460602011-04-01T12:08:42.911+01:002011-04-01T12:08:42.911+01:00I was told that the CMS will be eliminated. The re...I was told that the CMS will be eliminated. The reason is that this experiment has been harboring Tommaso Dorigo, a blogger.<br /><br />Once this was noticed by Rolf Heuer, the CERN director general, they didn't hesitate.<br /><br />See Dorigo's blog. He quit blogging and, fortunately, will be arrested tomorrow.<br /><br />Thank God, and best wishes to ATLAS<br /><br />Cheers<br />LMLuboš Motlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17487263983247488359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-50103118487054668072011-04-01T11:16:02.173+01:002011-04-01T11:16:02.173+01:00"What started as a benign discussion about th..."What started as a benign discussion about the missing energy resolution turned into a regular fist fight" - that sounds like any collaboration meeting, it's not a reason to close an experiment.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-27684799289777551532011-04-01T10:44:33.648+01:002011-04-01T10:44:33.648+01:00hmmm .... If I remember well, we are the 1st of Ap...hmmm .... If I remember well, we are the 1st of April ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-62081274666283055092011-04-01T10:11:49.424+01:002011-04-01T10:11:49.424+01:00Two experiments enter. One experiment leaves.Two experiments enter. One experiment leaves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-22225151430199757502011-04-01T10:08:36.340+01:002011-04-01T10:08:36.340+01:00Apparently, D0 is angling to make use of the soon ...Apparently, D0 is angling to make use of the soon to be free experimental halls...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-47194725854029982232011-04-01T10:03:50.988+01:002011-04-01T10:03:50.988+01:00i heard they will collide two very low luminosity ...i heard they will collide two very low luminosity beams and the experiment that sees the first collision will stay.<br /><br />there is a paper by Holger Nielsen that suggests that only this one detector will be able to see sypersymmetric particles.chrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2846514233477399562.post-84864023337410371852011-04-01T09:43:17.912+01:002011-04-01T09:43:17.912+01:00Very, very sad indeed. I am slightly puzzled by th...Very, very sad indeed. I am slightly puzzled by the link though - it seems to point to the ATLAS Fast Track Simulation note. Could you comment?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com